Here are Tonics for dying Marriages. Please carefully read and apply them to sustain your marriage. All the sayings are useful to the married and the singles. Please read, comment, share and subscribe.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
Wife inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. Michael Jordan
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Barack Obama
When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder what happens. Steve Jobs
Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deer. Brad Pitt
Laughter Therapy:
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have you ever heard
a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like "I will keep
your son happy for the rest of his life"?
Nooooo, because
women don't tell lies!
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t
let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s
afraid of a mouse??
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants
wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are
you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for
a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am
talking to my wife!”
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage: She said “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
Husband to wife: You
should learn to embrace your mistakes…She hugged him immediately.
Please celebrate all husbands because it is not easy to be a husband and yet some men are husbands for long years without losing their identity.
Very informative and can revive any dying or even dead marriage.
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