WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0
WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0
WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Pledges - 4,000,000 naira
Paid pledges- 120,000
Gifts: 15
Envelopes: 300
Content in Envelopes: 7000 naira.
Missing items: 43 phones:-
324 spoons,
1 cake knife,
One photographer's camera missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest.
Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
4 people fighting outside,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
3 decoration curtains missing. Groom's
mother slaps bride.
And you still blame the government for everything.
The change begins with you...
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